This is something that happened Tuesday night... but I've been trying to figure out if I should be more embarrassed about it than I am and not tell people.
Unfortunately I do not embarrass easily enough...
We were at a friends house for dinner...
Brodey had to use the restroom so I took him in there. Set him up on the potty (we aren't ready for standing.. trust me) and he leaned
way back, so I'm like "
Brodey, don't do that.. you're gonna get wet." He looks up at me, as serious as his face can get, and says "I'll get my ass wet mom? My ass will get wet like at
Wyndsay's house?" I would like to state right now that I have
never said that word to him. I have
always said
hiney. And I think Jeff's says booty. It feels
weird for me to even say "butt" to him!
Back to "
Wyndsay"... that's my sister (Lyndsay),
Brodey just so happens to have been at her house Saturday night and she
just so happened to take him to the bathroom that night. She claims to have said no such thing... sounds suspicious though doesn't it?? It's like
Brodey telling me daddy lets the dog inside when I'm not here. Nothing gets past momma... he keeps no secrets from me! Let there be a lesson in that.
In case you were wondering.... no, I did not keep a straight face and tell him not to say ass. Tell me, could you have done it?